Ok... as expected, a quick valentines bitch!
Just between all of you and me, I like valentines day. It's a bit over-hyped and way too commercial, but I still feel like it's a good day; but like any commercial holiday, I must bitch about part of it, so here we go.
Problems associated with valentines day:
Problems associated with valentines day:
- It occurred on a Monday, Mondays generally suck, so this obviously ruined a perfectly good holiday.
- the weather was perfect and we were all stuck inside because it was Monday (see #1)
- they give chocolate to the couples...
the chocolate thing annoys me for one reason, chocolate is a mood elevator... I.E. There is no fucking reason to give chocolate to all the happy couples, you should be passing out that chocolate to all the depressed idiots who put way too much stock into valentines day. Most importantly the chocolate would shut all the complainers up as they would not be able to talk with their mouths full... full of delicious endomorphine producing chocolatey mood elevators. mmm.... :) lastly, happy couples do not need chocolate, they need to be left alone; this keeps them happy, and we should respect that about them.
3 Comments:
Excellent point on the chocolate! Here, here!
Despite your complaintive post (which you have a right to make) I hope you still had a very happy valentine's day nonetheless.
Sin.
Nicole C.
my valentines was a wonderful day, thanks for the concern though. i hope everyones day was as fulfilling as mine :)
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