Man, I am one lucky son-of-a-bitch...
The other day my new girlfriend and I were on our way to meet some friends at a bar, and I was talking about how couples feel compelled to do everything together. So I mentioned that I was glad she had decided to join us for a beer, since it meant I got to introduce her to these friends... After a little bit of small talk she confessed ...

Melanie "I decided that I should come along, cuz it's never just one beer.."

Me "What do you mean? Unlike a a woman, after I have had a beer, the novelty is gone."

Somehow, I don't understand how, I Managed to fit my foot that far into my mouth and still have a girlfriend after that statement. Eh, God works in mysterious ways...